Sorry Hulk Hogan,
Hillbilly Jim, and Psycho Sid Vicious. At 6-foot, 8-inches tall or
less, you’re just not tall enough for us today. This is a list for only
the tallest of the tall.
The “giant” has always held a place
in wrestling since its early beginnings. It marries the carnival
sideshow of oddities (bearded woman, two-headed goat) with the carnival
sideshow of the strongman. Back in the late 1800s and early 1900s, it
was a regular thing for traveling carnivals to travel with a giant who
would challenge locals to last in the ring with him for 5 minutes to win
a cash prize. After a few too many beatdowns, plants were put in the
audience and the bouts were rigged. You can see where this will all
evolve.
While there are some things that come
to a giant without really trying, such as being famous for having no
more skill than an overactive pituitary gland, many will tell you that
they would trade places with an average-sized wrestler in a second. The
toll of wrestling on their bodies is worse than that of a regular
wrestler and the hassles that come with their travel schedule are
downright inconvenient.
But as long as there are audiences,
there will be the thirst for the giant. You’re not going to see guys
with the technical skills of Dean Malenko or Eddie Guerrero on this. Nor
will you see guys with the charisma of The Rock or “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.
They are simply physically incapable of that kind of wrestling, and
most are actually shy after a childhood of being tormented because of
their size. Most giants are men of few words, and few moves.
Appreciate the giants because they are few and far between. Here is a list of the 14 tallest giants ever to wrestle for WWE.
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